Bewbs

Girl A, "My girls is kinda small."

Girl B, "My Aunt has a 44... F!"

Girl A, "Oh wells then, I should be happy with what I got."

Girl B, "If you're unhappy, you can always buy new ones."

Girl A, "My girl friend got a reduction and I was tryin' to get her leftovers."

Fruits

"I love grapes on bread."

"Are you serious?"

"Dead serious."

"Ill."

"No for real, it be so good."

"That shit is pre-raisin bread. I wonder if you put a grape in the microwave, would it shrink?"

"A grape in a prune. No wait, a prune is a grape."

"NO IT AIN'T."