Bewbs

Girl A, "My girls is kinda small."

Girl B, "My Aunt has a 44... F!"

Girl A, "Oh wells then, I should be happy with what I got."

Girl B, "If you're unhappy, you can always buy new ones."

Girl A, "My girl friend got a reduction and I was tryin' to get her leftovers."

Fruits

"I love grapes on bread."

"Are you serious?"

"Dead serious."

"Ill."

"No for real, it be so good."

"That shit is pre-raisin bread. I wonder if you put a grape in the microwave, would it shrink?"

"A grape in a prune. No wait, a prune is a grape."

"NO IT AIN'T."

Grass is Always Greener

"The little crack head down the street had the nerve to ask me, "Don’t ya back yard need to be cleaned?". I turned to her and I was like, "What??" So then later, my Mom was askin' that I needed to clean the backyard and you know I went straight down the street and paid the crack head to do it. Her and her little crackhead friends spent that 10 dollahs. Crackheads is crazy! … She used to tell me, 'I used to do flowers and stuff. Tell ya Mom! I can do the flowers and stuff.' I was like, are you serious?"

"She be havin' them flowers look a mess. That would be hilarious. … You be seein' someone in ya front yard, you be like what the fuck? hahaha"

"I be no more good."

Instead-ah's

'Discussin'' instead of 'disgusting'

The Love of Ray J

"Oh The Love of Ray-J, they had to make a video for him. This one girl was up in the bed with food and stuff. She took that ice cream and started rubbin' it on herself. Then, you know she did a split up in the bed with a damn banana in her mouf. You know she's winnin' too. Cause, he's gone be thinkin' bout that later when he's on the road. You need to give him somethin' to remember. That's definitely the kinda stuff you do for ya man."

On Rhianna's Situation

"Rhianna looks sweet an innocent. I used to think that way about Whitney Houston too. She did look nice on them award shows. Ain't she back with clyde davis?"

"Oh, you mean she messed with him?"

"No, I meant on the record label."

"Oh, yeah. Then she's probably getting' trainin' from both ends. Don't matter though, cause I can sing. I have a Whitney Houston moment evry day. I get home and pop in that DVD. I been singin' her songs since I was a little girl. She's my idol. Not dem crack head days though. Definitely didn't love her as a damn crack head."

Is that on Sale?

"Can I get a diss-kizzy?"

She wanted a discount.