Love

"I hung up a picture of my future husband."

"But you can't see his face."

"Dat's cause he's really chocolate."

"I love me a chocolate man."

"He's the head coach."

"Oh, fah reals?"

"Uh huh, so you know he's got some dollahs."

"Do he got a wife or anythang?"

"Girl, you know that don't even matter."