Sunday, February 22, 2009

Grass is Always Greener

"The little crack head down the street had the nerve to ask me, "Don’t ya back yard need to be cleaned?". I turned to her and I was like, "What??" So then later, my Mom was askin' that I needed to clean the backyard and you know I went straight down the street and paid the crack head to do it. Her and her little crackhead friends spent that 10 dollahs. Crackheads is crazy! … She used to tell me, 'I used to do flowers and stuff. Tell ya Mom! I can do the flowers and stuff.' I was like, are you serious?"

"She be havin' them flowers look a mess. That would be hilarious. … You be seein' someone in ya front yard, you be like what the fuck? hahaha"

"I be no more good."

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