Hot Dogs!

"What's for dinner?"

"Hot dogs and baked beans."

"I love me some baked beans. But I don't eat no hot dogs."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"What about beef hot dogs?"

"Nah."

"Well damn, I'd tear dat up."

"You gotta have some applesauce."

"I ain't hatin'. I'd eat that too. Put it on the side!"

"Ew, you nasty."

"When I was little, my Mom said I only ate two things. It caught up with me later too. Nuffin' else, just hot dogs and yogurt."